Wifey's Vows

2010 ended singularity.

On new years eve's day, Truthle was married.

Luckily for everyone involved, wifey is a babetastic babe.

Maybe it wasn't exactly a legal marriage, but it was a good party.

All I'm goan say is:

The more things change, the more they stay the same.




I'm just sayin.

* * *

So, there was a mix-up, and I wrote vows to wifey, but she wrote vows for me to read to her - what is the lesson here?

A marriage is always about the bride.

On to the vows:

START

This morning I woke up a man, a cunning linguist, skilled in the art of cunnilingus in the present, I am commiting to woship you in the future, on the earth and also in space - when i build you a rocket to take you to the moon.


I will also buy you a spotted pony.

I look forward to having my comfort stolen, bubble baths, foraging for foods, creating culture, and rubbing your feet which have poor circulation. Needless to say, you look outstanding.

I say it is needless to say, because we're getting married, so clearly, you ARE a babe.


OOOOOOO [a hush falls over the crowd...] Dat ass.



Some people may say we are too young,
Some people may say we haven't experienced enough love to know what true love is!
To that, I say,

...True talk.


There may be a few left in the greater Bay Area that we haven't kissed, but I'm getting off point.

[Wifey], you are the only babe for me, except of course [Babes G*], who looks stunning today *wink*

I
will
love
you


At least until things start to sag. And then we can revisit this whole marriage thing.




* = my girlfriend, who attended the ceremony.

At which point I broke into the classic doo be doo be doo... of Sinatra.


Oh yea, then I made it rain white, foreshadowing of what to come! Wifey and I were enveloped in a cloud of white, showing our grey future features...


...but those days aren't here yet.