Don't do this

Taargustaargus, one of my internet faves posted some dating tips:

taargüs dating tips

step one: join online dating site

step two: go on one date (maybe)

step three: become completely horrified for reasons either real or imagined

step four: quit online dating site, delete bookmarks, and clear cache and cookies

repeat once every 2-3 years

Y'Heard?

This is Good

I know that life will keep knocking me down again and again. And each time I’ll get up, dust myself off, and tend to my wounds. Then I’ll say in my snarkiest tone, “Nice try, Life. Is that the best you can do?”

I don’t want to reach my grave in pristine “like new” condition. I won’t die with my music still in me. When the coroner checks my dead body, I want him to say, “Damn… what the hell did he do to this thing?”

Polyamory

Good evening gentleman/ladies.

get your girl/boy and cuddle up.
open 3 tabs.
turn up the speakers.
background noise on the first tab.
smooth jams on another tab.
watch an awesome fire on the last.